Colorado's infamous all-girl heavy-metal band Martie Martin & The Marijuana Mamas are headed to prison
Back in 2014 the all-girl band was caught in Milwaukee with 400 pounds of Durango Bango marijuana. Then in 2019, they were caught at O'Hare Airport in Chicago with $700,000 in counterfeit five dollar bills. And now Music Moments Magazine is rep…
Read full storyThailands ladyboys are voted the prettiest and the sexiest transgenders in all of Asia
Boom Boom News China has just voted that Thailand's ladyboy population is by far the prettiest, the sexiest, and the most submissive of any transgender group in Asia. Thailand has always led the world's countries in providing the "Sissyboi's" with…
Read full storyWhat is Michaelmas?
Ace crack reporter, Ace Crackington here, on the streets of the New World Order, trying to find anyone who can tell me what the hell Michaelmas is. “I think it’s a celebration of a guy named Michael who recorded an album in which he played a zombi…
Read full storyHis Dark Lord and Sanguine Majesty, Buffalo Bill
The Institute for British Filmmaking has re-created its own version of “Silence of the Lambs”, and it may just prove to be superior to the original. We can’t show you some of the new and wonderful things they have changed, but here’s a sneak peak…
Read full storyThe all new Biblical restaurant: Adam’s Rib
Coming soon to an Arkansas foodery near you, the all-new Biblical restaurant “Adam’s Rib.” D’you like ribs slathered in hickory-smoked chipotle honey-garlic sauce? Wooooo-doggy, I bet you do! I bet Jesus loved his ribs too! And Noah and Snakeb…
Read full storyThe Jeffery Epstein soap-on-a-rope
(You can see where this one is gonna go, can’t ye?) Try the all new Jeff Epstein soap-on-a-rope, where you can shower and soap away all your blues and lawsuits and those many people who might hate you – -- for being rich, right? For having coo…
Read full storyBoJo gone cuckoo
Boris Johnson was recently admitted to a mental institution for retired politicians. “They drove me out! I wanted to stay! I was the bloody Prime Minister of all of the Britons!” Yes, Mr. Johnson, you keep saying that. Are the Britons in this r…
Read full storyThe first annual January 6th carnival
After an historical event has passed, those left alive may turn it into a celebration. The British have their Guy Fox Day, which celebrates an old King of Britain who finally outwitted a fox (His Queen, however, was eaten by the hounds.) January 6…
Read full storyMore states want to arrest Trump so they’re making up crimes for him to commit
Two states, New York and Florida, have so far arrested Trump. And more states want in on it. In the same manner that Republicans threw discord and doubt on the American electoral system, and faked votes, lost votes, made dead people vote, didn’t l…
Read full storyHenry the Kissass dances away the Hell
Henry Kissmyassworld was visited by three ghosts during the night … Well, no, just one ghost. Or maybe he was real. Henry’s not sure, and really hopes it was just a dream, go back to sleep, the sun will shine again upon the morn … Satan walked…
Read full storyWhen two laws go to war … Kari and Mel get a popular voice again
Now that two states have arrested Trump (with more waiting in the wings), the Republicans are desperate to try anything to force their way of life into the main arena of American politics. They are creating new laws for everyone to be ruled by. (O…
Read full storyThe new law to protect Republicans from arrest for all their crimes
A new Arizona law, introduced by Kari Lake and backed up by Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert, has been introduced, and the authors are hoping it catches on and goes all the way to the Supreme Monkey Court. It is a reaction to Donald Trump…
Read full storyJunior’s swan song in a dark alley
Donald Trump Junior is in pain. He has had to switch from high-grade premium Columbian gold pristine cut cocaine … to crack. Crack! The poor man’s cocaine! The shit manufactured by the CIA to put young urban African-American youths in prison fo…
Read full storyEric Trump called Stormy Daniels for a date
She said yes, but with exceptions. No kissing. (She can still taste Donald Senior’s double-bubble-trouble gum.) No hugging. (Stormy doesn’t know where Eric has been. He looks like a virgin, but looks can be … could you imagine anyone having sex…
Read full storyBill gifts China with what it can never get enough of: viruses
Bill Gates arrived in China and was handing out free man-made viruses he built in his underground dungeon computer lab during a lightning storm and a full wolf moon. These were computer viruses, of course, since Bill is not trained in a biological, c…
Read full storyPaul McCartney is ecstatic with his May-December relationship with an ex-Laker Girl
Next to Jack Nicholson, former Beatle Paul McCartney is one of the Los Angeles Lakers biggest die-hard fans. Paul has had season tickets to the Laker games for the past 13 years. Being British, he says that at first he did not quite understand…
Read full storyUnsolved mysteries: The unexplained Gulf Breeze UFO and D. B. Cooper
He was the first male, girl scout pilot to attempt flying across the Pacific Ocean. He was scheduled to land in Hawaii with a group of nine girl scouts who were to attend a summer camp in Honolulu. But the disappearance of American aviator Thomas…
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