Paul McCartney is ecstatic with his May-December relationship with an ex-Laker Girl

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 18 June 2023

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He's 81, she's 24. That is definitely May-December

Next to Jack Nicholson, former Beatle Paul McCartney is one of the Los Angeles Lakers biggest die-hard fans.

Paul has had season tickets to the Laker games for the past 13 years.

Being British, he says that at first he did not quite understand the ins and outs of the game, but after watching lots of You Tube videos on the basketball team, he now has a damn good working knowledge on the team.

And Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza Sports has just broken the story that Sir Paul is now dating an ex-Los Angles Lakers cheerleader.

He was introduced to her by none other than the owner of the Lakers Jennie Buss, who is currently dating one of her players, but it is very, very, very low key.

Paul is 80, and his Laker's girl named Lola Boxbooty is only 24, so she is actuality young enough to be McCartney's great granddaughter.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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