The new law to protect Republicans from arrest for all their crimes

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 18 June 2023

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if a Republican gets arrested for any crime, then America is doomed!

A new Arizona law, introduced by Kari Lake and backed up by Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert, has been introduced, and the authors are hoping it catches on and goes all the way to the Supreme Monkey Court.

It is a reaction to Donald Trump getting arrested, with the serious possibility that he could have a criminal record for the rest of his life (how long, O Lord, how long?)

Since many Republicans have cried that it’s not fair, that “they could come for any of us” (… who said that? Marjorie was it? Whatever, they all feel it) … this new law will DEMAND that no republican politician or friend of a Reb politician (re: Kyle Rittenhouse) can ever go to jail for any reason, no matter what the crime, even murder or trying to take over the country.

This is in line to “Make America Religious Again And Leave All Gays Out” (MARAALAGO)

The law is called:

Leave
Out
Sexy
Evangelical
Republicans

A new law with feet and long legs, ready to run to the fixed and illegitimate Supreme Zoo Court. Take that, Biden’s laptop!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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