Prince William Makes Thinning Hair Sexy
Who’d of thought? Maybe Dorothy Parker said, “If you’re thin, you can get away with murder.” Of course, she was directing her opinion about one’s dress and not the real thing of murder. Gisele Bundchen can wear a potato sack and look fashiona…
Read full storyNFL Houston Texans Take Responsibility For Dumpster Fires Still Burning Around The State
Houston, TX – A team executive held a press conference recently, acknowledging how long their NFL season had already been over. “Look”, said the team rep. “We put our fans through a whole lot this year. Hell, nobody enjoyed watchin’ us unless…
Read full storyRussian Autocrat Vladimir Putin Tells North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un That Trump Was Nothing But a Jive Ass Pussy
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Boom Boom News (North Korea) reports that Kim Jong-un recently sent a text to Putin asking him how the war with the Ukraine was going, the high rising cost of vodka, and if he is still dilly dallying with the Stromovich twins…
Read full storyHoliday maker is disappointed
Although it is thirty years since he went to school, local bod Gavin Williamson is disappointed that he returned from France without using any of the phrases he knew when he was a teenager. 'Of course, I went thinking I could parlay la francais wi…
Read full storyS Club 7 Shocked that their fans are now old
Popular beat combo, S Club 7, famed, for a while in the late 1990s and early 2000s was shocked to realise that their audience is also old. The group which featured Rachel Stevens, and six other people who did a combination of singing, dancing and…
Read full storyNorthern Ireland to Get 'Special Treatment' in New Sunak Brexit Deal
Northern Ireland is having a big Tantrum over Brexit - so Rishi and the Conservatives are bending over backward to placate them with special Brexit legislation - (and the European Union is bending over backward also, forming some kind of human bridg…
Read full storyOnly Three People In The Reddest State In The Nation Say They STILL Like Trump
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - (Satire News) - The GOP publication GOPicky Magazine writes that the state that voted for the Trumpass more than any other state (Alabama) has totally flipped against the Orange Blimp, that be DJT. GOPicky writer Tabitha Wish…
Read full storyPremier League Footballer Is Dating A Very Beautiful and Sexy Russian Spy
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC has just broken the story that premier league footballer at a a top flight club is dating one of Russia's most infamous spies. The player, with the initials D.L., has denied the alleged allegations, but BBC reporte…
Read full storyThe Reason America's Top Rated Soap Opera Changed Its Name
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk has just revealed why the most popular TV soap opera in the nation has decided to change its name. The show "As The World Turns," has been on the air for 54¼ years, and in its time it has seen 94…
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