Reddit Users Claim Having Pictures Of Mr Met Dressed As A Unicorn
Flushing, NY – As the 2023 MLB season hits full swing, numerous contributors have started and added to several subreddits claiming that the beloved Mr Met, the eponymous mascot for the New York Mets, is in fact a raging, drunken bigot. The out-of-…
Read full storyVladdy the Baddy Cold-Calls Freedom
Vlad Putin is a little scared. A little. Now the World Court wants his ass, so he’s wondering: Where Can I Go? South Africa has said it will not arrest Putin should he step on their shores. Man, apartheid can really fuck up a country, can’t it? Ma…
Read full storyPorn Star Army Inspired by Warrior Stormy
Now with a porn star taking down a president (ah, that old Harlequin Romance, that old soap opera, that old cliché) other porn stars want in on the deal. Once, porn stars (females anyway, maybe the guys too – straight, not gay … gay has always bee…
Read full storyYou Better Have The Meat, Baby
With Stormy Daniels’ impending victory over the Evil Orange (sounds like a new Marvel movie! Or at least a comic book with a limited run) … other porn stars are getting off their backs and standing up to fight other assholes in their industry and oth…
Read full storyNo Glee Involved
There is no glee involved when a fat cat gets Indicted. Trump is no cat, but Donald Trump has been allowed to abuse the system from the 2016 election back to Trump University and, pretty sure, considerably more. He managed to skip away from every act…
Read full storyTrump’s Fake Death: Is It Fake?
Just like the sneaky bastard he is … Donald “Spank Me, Stormy” Trump has been found dead of an apparent heart attack! Isn’t that just like him to avoid going to court – and not to sue somebody into giving him more money – but in the orange with hi…
Read full storyNo Precedent for an American President
The Republican Americans are howling to the moon, “This is America, there’s no precedent for this!” Referring to Trump getting indicted like a … like a … like a COMMON CRIMINAL! It isn’t the American way. America has always been telling itself and…
Read full storyGarth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood Write and Record a Song About Their Breakup
NASHVILLE- (Music Spoof) - The once happy as hell couple of Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood are now reportedly fighting like the Hatfields and McCoys. For months now the country couple has been sticking daggers in each others backs; he says she's…
Read full storyThe American Idol Judges Get Quite Mean, Nasty, and Vulgar During Hollywood Week
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - "American Idol" is in it's 21st season and the three judges, Katy Perry, Lionel Richie, and Luke Bryan are starting to get mean, nasty, and downright cruel ala the original "AI" judge Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell.
Read full storySensitivity Reader now Desensitised
Sensitivity reader Gloria Daisy has read so much rubbish trying to second guess what people in the future might find offensive, that she has become completely desensitised to fiction. 'Oh really' said Gloria 'I don't really care if some one who is…
Read full storyTucker Carlson Is One Clueless, Ignorant, Low-Life Putz
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Fox News jerk, Tucker "Fifi" Carlson seems to be getting dumber, and dumber, by the New York minute. The asshole has been known to say such idiotic things as "Biden won because 18,000 space aliens voted for him illeg…
Read full storyJack In The Box Has Decided To Drop The Box Part of The Name
SAN DIEGO, California - (Satire News) - Reports filtering out of San Diego, which is where Jack in The Box is headquartered, are saying that the food chain will be changing its name. The franchise founder Robert "Burger Dude" Peterson stated that…
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