According To The BBC, 92% of All Buckingham Palace Royal Guards Want Cheryl Cole To Be The Next Prime Minister of Great Britain
LONDON - (UK News) - The London Daily Informer has just informed the British pubic that the Buckingham Royal Guards union has just expressed overwhelmingly that they would like to see Brit singer Cheryl Cole become the next prime minister of England.
Read full storyMan saying conservatives only voted for Liz Truss because of her gender forgets about Penny Mordant
An unpleasant bloke in the pub says that Rishi lost because Conservative voters only voted for the lady in the poll, forgets about Penny Mordant coming third, and the other two who ran. The chap, who wishes to remain anonymous, but is probably sit…
Read full storyMum has no good photos of her Children going back to school
Mother of two Geraldine McWhirter has no good photos of her children Sasquatch and Diptheria to post on her social media for their first day back at school. 'It was a disaster she said 'All of the other mums will have photos of their kids looking…
Read full storyMiddle Aged Man can't believe he is older than the Prime Minister
Gary Johnson, 48, can't believe he is older than new Prime Minister Lizz Truss. 'It is a bit depressing' said Gary 'that I am older than our newest Prime Minister, but them's the breaks.' He wistfully stared out the window, running his fingers…
Read full storyMadonna Is 64, But Her Rough-As-Hell Manly-Looking Hands Look Like She's In Her 80's
NEW YORK CITY - (Entertainment Satire) - Madonna, aka "The Material Girl" has now become "The Material Grandmother." The songstress lives in New York's Upper East Side, but has apartments in Cleveland and Detroit. Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter…
Read full storyI only voted for her for a laugh
Bachelor and lifelong conservative voter Brian Asshat has told his three followers on Twitter that he only voted for Liz Truss for the laugh. 'Yes, I only voted for her the laugh. I thought no one would vote for her, not when Rishi was in contenti…
Read full storyBoris Johnson Is No Longer The Leader of England, But Unlike Trump The Traitor - Johnson Will Not Whine, and Whimper, and Act Like a Predatorial Racist Pussy
LONDON - (British Satire) - Boris Johnson is no longer the leader of Great Britain. But at least when he left office he left with class, dignity, and secure in the fact that he did his very best. Ginger Beer, a reporter with The Bee's Knees News A…
Read full storyPakistan Want Reparation Money from Rich Countries Causing Global Warming
Why doesn't Pakistan start with Rich Saudi Arabia and Rich Kuwait who are pumping all the oil causing Global Warming? And by the way - these Rich Islamic countries have given no Aid during the huge floods currently covering Pakistan. Iran a…
Read full storyThe Buckingham Palace Souvenir Shop's Number 1 Seller Is The Queen Elizabeth On A Fox Hunt Bobblehead Doll
LONDON - (UK News) - Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart has just stated that the top selling item in the Buckingham Palace Souvenir Shop is the bobblehead doll that depicts her majesty, the queen, sitting on her favorite horse, "Buffy," while on…
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