Mother of two Geraldine McWhirter has no good photos of her children Sasquatch and Diptheria to post on her social media for their first day back at school.
'It was a disaster she said 'All of the other mums will have photos of their kids looking clean, happy and smiling to put up on Facebook, but I don't. There was a photo with Sasquatch with shoe polish all down his nice new shirt, and another one where Diptheria had a Weetabix in her hair. I mean, I love my kids, I really do, but sometimes on days like this, I wish that I could return them.'
We don't want to tell Geraldine this, but as well as having incredibly bad, ill-thought-out names, her children just aren't photogenic.