New Nazi EVERYTHING for Trump’s Amerika
When a criminal gets caught, but still awaits prison, he gets desperate. Trump is rambling at his rallies, dementia setting in, his brain confused, thinking he’ll remain free. Don Junior is snorting more coke than ever and sounding as panicky and dem…
Read full storyLatest Excuse For Stealing Top Secret Documents: The Donald Trump Library
Yeah, right! Does Donald Trump even have a library card? Does Trump know the location of the Mar-a-Lago neighborhood library? Would the list of top US secret agents be allowed to be read by anyone with a library card? Is Vladimir Putin going to h…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Writes A Song About Her Sexually Exciting Orgasms
MEMPHIS, Tennessee - (Celebrity Satire) - Taylor Swift, who has had more hit songs than Budweiser has beer bottles, has just released her latest (soon-to-be-a-hit) song. Taylor who pens 97% of all of her songs, informed Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Y…
Read full storyThe Houston Astros Continue Kicking Everyone's Ass In Major League Baseball
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - Even with losing super star Carlos Correa to the Minnesota Twins, the high-flying Astros are still dominating the entire MLB. Sports writers from all over the nation, including Sports Bet Gazette scribe Zorro La Bamba a…
Read full storyWalmart Has Run Out of Stormy Daniels Designer String Bikini Panties
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - (Celebrity Satire) - The largest retail store in the world, Walmart has just announced that it has run out of their number one selling item; The Stormy Daniels Designer String Bikini Panties. A rep for the Arkansas giant sa…
Read full storyThe British Aircraft Carrier The HMS Big Ben Is Headed Toward The Black Sea
LONDON - (UK Satire) - 10 Downing Street reports that Great Britain's most largest and most powerful aircraft carrier, The HMS Big Ben, is streaming towards the Black Sea to aid Ukraine in their war against the invading Russian forces of President Pu…
Read full storyThe Netherlands Now Has a Mountain Hiking Trails Network
There is a newly published guidebook to the seven mountain ranges in the Netherlands. it starts out near South Limberger (the cheese town) - and goes way over to the town of Gulping near the German border with the Netherlands. The mountains are s…
Read full storyThe 889th Supreme Liverpool Artillery Captures One Of Russia's Top Ranking Generals
SHUSTKA, Ukraine - (UK Satire) - England's 889th Supreme Liverpool Artillery Regiment has defeated Russia's 13th Kremlin Infantry Guard Regiment at The Battle of Shustka. An embedded London Daily Informer reporter with the British troops reported…
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