Kenya's Famed 42nd Jungle Fighters Infantry Regiment Is On It's Way To Help Ukraine In Their Fight Against The Russian Invaders
NAIROBI, Kenya - (World Satire) - The president of Kenya, William "Billy" Ruto, has just informed the world news media that his country will be joining six other countries; including the US, England, Cambodia, and Afghanistan in assisting Ukraine in…
Read full storyTrump AKA The Tiny Fingered Delusional Bitch STILL Insists That He Won
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Most US psychiatrists agree that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is as delusional as they come. The sexual pervert, who has oatmeal for brains, is STILL insisting that he won the 2020 presidential election; and…
Read full storyRon "The Turd" DeSantis May Be Ineligible To Run For Governor of Florida
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - Gov. DeSantis, of Florida, who many people say looks even uglier than Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani may just have disqualified himself from running for re-election. The governor who along with Texas Gove…
Read full storyThe Doorknob Thinking Judge
Judge Cannon appears to have the judgment and discretion of a doorknob. Cannon, a Trump appointee, intentionally overlooked that Donald Trump took documents from the White House when he vacated on January 20. As a result, Trump had to return those do…
Read full storyThe People of Cambodia Are Extremely Concerned About An Impending Earthquake
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - The Jungle Times News Agency of Cambodia has informed the Cambodian citizens that The Cambodian Weather Guild has put out that experts are fearful of an impending earthquake that could be quite devastating. The CWG notes tha…
Read full storyIn Honor Of The Ukrainian Army Beginning To Take Crimea Back From The Russians
The Ukrainian Charge Of The Light Brigade An altered rendering of the famous poem The Charge Of The Light Brigade in honor of the recent Ukrainian push to retake the Crimea which was stolen from them by the Russians in 2014. (with apologies to the o…
Read full storyAll of England's Problems Can be Solved by Tax Cuts for the Rich and Corporations..
This is Basil Blathering of the Olde Church News. I have just re - read the novels by Ayn Rand-that Russian Conservative who became a great success story in America. The lady who believed Greed is Good and produces the best for the most people. Sort…
Read full storyKing Charles III Reveals His Plans For Aiding Ukraine In Their War With The Evil Russian Empire
LONDON - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, recently sat down with Petula Tart, with The Ta Ta For Now News Agency. He talked about what he wants for his beloved United Kingdom. He wants to address the rising cost of crumpets, and the fog situation w…
Read full storyThe FBI Has a Secret Video of Trump Consorting With Known Members of Al-Qaeda, Isis, Hezbollah, and The Taliban
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – During the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, members of the FBI and the Navy Seals found a highly secret, classified video of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump meeting with known terrorist leaders at The Hotel Ohh La La in New Or…
Read full storyThe Top 10 List of The Favorite US Venues That The Rolling Stones Have Performed In
NEW YORK CITY (Satire News) - Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just compiled a list of coliseums, arenas, and stadiums in the United States that Mick Jagger and The Rolling Stones stated are their favorite all-time venues. Buck Yazoo, senior writer for…
Read full storyThe Grammy's Add New Category: Poop and Fart Songs.
Los Angeles _ The Grammy's announced today that it was basically forced to add a new category to its Musical Awards show this year, due to the insane amount of hits on Alexa devices when parents weren't around. The Grammy's, not wanting to appear…
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