Texas & Florida Engaged in Mortal Combat of the Daft
Thursday morning, New York Democratic Governor Kathleen Hochul and Massachusetts Republican Governor, Charlie Baker convened an impromptu summit to address the cruel and likely illegal charade of exporting immigrants to New York City and Martha's Vin…
Read full storyFBI Snatches My Pillow Guy's Cell Phone
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, reports that a fully armed FBI special unit snatched his smart phone yesterday. Armed to the teeth in full camouflage combat gear, with night vision goggles and grenade launchers, the FBI moved in…
Read full storyTom Brady's Wife Threatens To File For Divorce
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the wife of Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has told him that she is thinking of filing for adivorce. Zorro La Bamba with SBG has learned that Tom's wife, B…
Read full storyMedia remembers that there is a whole world that they could be writing about
Walter Smith, a journalist on The Toad's Wotsit newspaper was shocked to remember that there was a world of news he could be writing about, rather than the sad death of a ninety-six-year-old woman. 'I am not easily shocked' said Walter, 'but it wa…
Read full storyAnti Royalist thinks a new king would be good
Anti-Royalist Brian Asshat has changed his mind and now believes a new King will be good for the country. 'Yes, I have changed my mind' said Brian on his blog 'Throwing Shoes and Curing my Blues' 'A new king would be good, but a completely new kin…
Read full storyThe Hate Between Ivanka and Melania Trump Is So Damn Thick You Can Cut It With a Butter Knife
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the biggest feuds in recent memory is the one between Ivanka Trump and her goldigging step-mother Melania Kravs Trump. It's well-known that for years now, Melania cannot stand the fact that "Vanki" allows her…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is So Depressed He Has Threatened To Overdose On Burgers
VALDOSTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - Donald Trump was in Valdosta getting an estimate on having botox done on his third and fourth chins. While in the doctor's waiting room he was asked by a reporter with The Cloud 9 News Agency if it was true that…
Read full storySixteen-Year-Old, 6-Foot-5-Inch Tall Barron Trump's Goal Is To One Day Play In The NBA
MANHATTAN - (Sports Satire) - Barron Trump is nothing like his ignorant, stupid, racist father, Donaldo Jonathan Erasmus Trump. Barron who stands 6-foot-5 towers over his father who says he's 6-foot-2, but is actually 5-foot-10. Melania, who is…
Read full storyTrump Says He'll Sell 8 By 10 Autographed Photos of Himself To Raise Money For His Campaign
MAR-A-LAGO - (US Satire) - Donald Trump is not quite ready to apply for food stamps, but to hear the Nazi-lover talk you'd think he was just two degrees from being homeless. His wife, Melania has left his predatorial ass, and his oldest daughter,…
Read full storyThe Buckingham Palace Royal Guards Are Thrilled After King Charles III, Says They'll All Be Getting a 26% Raise
LONDON - (UK Satire) - World out of Buckingham Palace is that the Royal Guards are as happy as termites in a Swiss wooden clog factory. London Dispatch-Messenger reporter Conrad Bloomin states that the reason for their unbridled joy is due to the…
Read full storyBrooklyn Bans Speed Bumps
BROOKLYN - (World Satire) - The Brooklyn town council has voted 11 to 1, to ban speed bumps from the downtown area. The universal purpose of speed bumps is to slow vehicles, cars, trucks, taxis, and buses down, but in Brooklyn where everyone, EVER…
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