Elon Musk Has Just Developed The Driverless Tesla Cruise Ship
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - One of the most brilliant men in the world, the multi gazillionaire, Elon Musk has just struck gold again. Musk has just developed the state-of-the-art Tesla Driverless Cruise Ship. The huge ocean-going vessel wi…
Read full storyMrs. Tom Brady (Gisele Bundchen) Denies That She Is Pregnant With Rob Gronkowski's Baby
MANHATTAN - (Sports Satire) - Mrs. Tom Brady (Gisele Bundchen) has moved out of the couple's $26 million Tampa Bay Mansion and is living at the exquisite Charlemagne The Great Towers in downtown Manhattan. Gisele, has told info guru Andy Cohen tha…
Read full storyThe Sacajawea State Cheerleader Who Tackled An Opposing Player During An NCAA Game Gets The Charges Dropped
DURANGO, Colorado - (Sports Satire) - The cheerleader from Colorado's Sacajawea State University has been cleared of all charges. The Buffalo Hunter cheerleader Melissa Muckberger, had run onto the field during the Sac State - Rhode Island footbal…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Denies She's Pregnant
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - First Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene announced that her husband of seven years had filed for divorce, and now MTG is saying that her husband Perry, has revealed the reason he is divorcing her is due to the fact that h…
Read full storyA Woman In Alabama Has Become Very Rich Selling Donald Trump MAGA Short Shorts On The Internet
BIRMINGHAN, Alabama - (Satire News) - A resident of Birmingham, Maddie Maricona, 37, has just become very well off selling Donald Trump MAGA Short Shorts over the internet. Miss Maricona, who says that she is no longer a horse blinders-wearing sup…
Read full storyThe Recent Photos of Queen Elizabeth's Camel Toe Are Believed To Have Been Photoshopped
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The recently published pix of the late queen's crotch region, which appeared in a NYC publication, are most probably photoshopped according to New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper reporter Carmine Calatino. Cally, a…
Read full storyA Woman Invents a Portable Camping Shower That Is Woodpecker, Bear, and Pervert Proof
BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming - (Satire News) - A woman from the ranching area of Buffalo Nipples, has just invented a portable camping shower that will repel woodpeckers, bears, and human perverts. The product is being sold as The Feel Free Portable C…
Read full storyNo One Knew, But In Her Later Years, Queen Elizabeth Hated Crumpets
LONDON - (Satire News) - America's BuzzFuzz News Agency is reporting that in her later years, her Royal Majesty revealed to her granddaughter-in-law Kate Middleton, that she positively hated crumpets. Reporter Taffeta Kixx said that QE had reveale…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Has Just Been Named To The Board of Directors of The Rainbow Lives Matter
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The wife of Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, has just been named to sit on the Rainbow Lives Matter Board of Directors. Markle, who is 41, stated to Abby Yukon with Hearsay Today, that her and Harry have two neighbors w…
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