Is Kanye a KKK Agent?
Is Kanye West a secret agent for the Ku Klux Klan? I was wondered how stupid he could be, given some of the things he has said and done. His words sound as though they come from the mouth of the Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan. If it wasn't for t…
Read full storyKayne is a Kunt
Kayne West will say anything to get attention. From being Trump’s buddy to saying he was going to run for president, saying slavery was a choice, saying he was a genius, and wearing “White Lives Matter”, to now saying black people are actually je…
Read full storyEngland's Judi Dench To Star As Queen Elizabeth In The Movie "Queen Elizabeth - The One and Only"
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Sherwood Forest Pictures in association with Touch Rock Productions will soon begin filming the Queen Elizabeth biography titled, "Queen Elizabeth - The One and Only." The film will be directed by UK director Reginald Crossw…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Is Writing An X-Rated Tell-All Book Titled, "900 Reasons Why I Hate My Sperm Donor Father's Pussy Grabbing Guts"
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Ivanka Trump recently sat down with Hacienda Fiddle, a writer with Boom Boom News, at a Pizza Gal Restaurant in Manhattan, to talk about herself, her husband, her family, and her extreme hate for her father, whom she r…
Read full storyBaby Jesus Trump in His Manger
Trump has been compared to Jesus so many times by so many of his astute followers, that a few mom and dads, grandmas and grandpas from Oklahoma and Iowa and other “Super Trump States” are delighted that the new “Baby Jesus” in the manger for this com…
Read full storyInfo Wars Inside the Big House
Alex Jones has said that even if he goes to prison, he’ll keep doing his Info Wars show from inside the Big House. “People need the truth no matter what” someone who looked like Jones said. “Even if there’s a jailhouse riot or Jones is getting bug…
Read full storyCro-Magnon Asserts His Real Estate Privilege
Since territorial disputes are always a problem for many countries, especially those which can’t stay within their own boundaries and always want more more MORE land in which to spread their virus of nationalism, land surveyors and miners and oil-fin…
Read full storyJinping is Playing Ping-Pong
Once again, where the fuck is Xi Jinping, the madman who rules China with his iron fist? Is he playing ping-pong, since the Chinese love that game, and yet it’s not in the Olympics – but when Xi plays, other athletes will say, “Wow! Such a great a…
Read full storyCIA Crack Up the Polls
A memo sent to the Washington Post by an unknown whistleblower has stated that the CIA is considering introducing crack to the American electorate just before the next election. BUT! The crack will only be introduced into neighborhoods where there…
Read full storySenate Republicans Vote Marjorie Taylor Greene The Senator They'd Most Like To Go To Bed With
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Washington Globe-Express writer Lola Watergold has just learned that the majority of US GOP senators took a vote and Marjorie Taylor Greene was voted the senator that they would most like to go to bed with. The o…
Read full storyTrump Is Close To Going Completely Crazy
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire New) - According to Armada Aquatica, with The Cosmos News Service, she is reporting that after talking with Trump's personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, the person who was impeached twice, and who got is ass kicked by Joe Biden (T…
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