Clint Eastwood To Star on The Super Hit Western "Hell On Wheels"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of Cable Television' most popular Old West shows, "Hell On Wheels" has just announced that western star Clint Eastwood has agreed to appear on the hit TV show. A spokesperson for the highly-rated show told LaLaLand…
Read full storyKing Charles Gets 'Egged' by A Protestor in York
Several News Sources reported that King Charles and Camilla were in the city of York to unveil a statue of his mother. As he was sauntering about a 23-year-old university student threw five eggs at him. The student shouted 'This country was built…
Read full story14 year old Matt Hancock setting up support group
14-year-old schoolboy Matt Hancock has set up an online support group for anyone who shares a name with a celebrity. 'Yes' said Matt 'I thought it was time for a group like this. Not every person called Matt Hancock is like the politician. Some of…
Read full storyCafe Launches Brussels Sprout Coffee
Chutney on the Fritz's Hipster hang out, the etch a sketch Cafe, Sketchers has launched new Brussels sprout and parsnip flavoured coffee for the festive season. The cafe's newest owner (it has gone through five in three years) Shane Worthington sa…
Read full storyTrump Thinks DeSantis is the Devil in Disguise - an Editorial
Trump recently put out a Campaign Editorial that was mailed to hundreds of newspapers. He can be very decisive at times. He is planning on running for President - and like an aging Rapper likes to show he is a Creative Artist - (in Writing) - as…
Read full storyBig Changes at Elon Musk's Twitter - Trump and All Violent Radicals Now Welcome
Elon Musk - now Head Twit - as well as being a radical car designer - is forging ahead with plans to dominate the world - following his mentors Rupert Murdoch and Donald Trump. Said the lead article in the Dumpster Fire News by elderly Republican Rab…
Read full storyGreat Britain Will No Longer Import Russian Salad Dressing From The Evil Communist Empire
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC reports that the United Kingdom has contacted Russin President Vladimir Nikita Putin, and let him know in no uncertain terms that effective immediately, they will stop importing Russia Salad Dressing. Reporter Oceana…
Read full storyHerschel Walker Might be Next Senator of Georgia - Depends on the Number of His Kids
Former Black Quarterback Herschel Walker has a good chance of being the next senator of Georgia. But if five or six more illegitimate kids of his shows up - he might not get Elected. He is married and has legitimate children but apparently had a…
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