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Now that Bono and The Edge (are those people?) have sung songs in a subway in Kyiv, other musicians want in on the fight for Ukraine against Russia. (Neither nation is known for their music, though the rebellious Pussy Riot from Russia are totally aw…
Read full storyVanna White of "Wheel of Fortune" Fame Celebrates Her 80th Birthday
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The co-host of the TV game show, "Wheel o Fortune" Vanna Purity White has announced that she just celebrated her 85th birthday and noted that she doesn't feel a day over 82. Margarita Mixx, with Wild Whispers wrote in…
Read full storyZZ Top's New Single "Putin Sux" Hits Number One On The Billboard Chart
HOUSTON - (Satire News) - ZZ Top, the group known as "The Little Ol' Band From Texas" is back on the music charts with their brand new single "Putin Sux." The song was penned by the band's fantastic guitarist/vocalist Billy Gibbons and 60s icon Bo…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Has Decided To Retire - She'll Soon Be Starting Her Farewell Musical and Twerking Tour
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) -The raspy voiced singer has just informed Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buck Yazoo that she has decided to retire at the amazingly young age of 29. Miley, who is noted for her skinny legs, masculine-like features, a…
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