LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The co-host of the TV game show, "Wheel o Fortune" Vanna Purity White has announced that she just celebrated her 85th birthday and noted that she doesn't feel a day over 82.
Margarita Mixx, with Wild Whispers wrote in her column that Vanna looks fantastic for being 85, or as she noted, for even being 81.
Vanna is noted for being the best letter-turner in the business. She says that she owes everything to her co-host Pat "Grumpy Guy" Sajak.
Ms. White giggled, took a sip of her mango Margarita, and remarked that she even named her two pet hamsters, "Letter" and "Sajak."
White revealed to Miss Mixx that her real last name is Black, but her father changed it since he was a bit on the bigoted side.
SIDENOTE: Miss Mixx pointed out that Vanna told her that she will continue turning letters into her 90s.
