Yellen Resigns as Treasury Secretary: Fauci Named as Successor
The White House, in a shocking development, announced that Janet Yellen has resigned as Treasury Secretary effective July 1. Her replacement will be Dr. Anthony Fauci who will also continue as Chief Medical Advisor to the President. The pr…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus and Colin Kaepernick Are Caught 'Tongue Wrestling' At The La Brea Tar Pits
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Miley Cyrus, aka the twerking princess, and the newly signed quarterback for the Detroit Lions, Colin Kaepernick, were caught tongue wrestling at the famed La Brea Tar Pits. The somewhat shy 34-year-old QB, and the 29…
Read full storyThe Louvre Museum Reports That The Painting of Mona Lisa Has Been Attacked By Termites
PARIS, France - (Satire News) - The curator of the Louvre Museum, Claude Jean Keanu Milquetoast, has sadly informed the painting fans of the world that the famous painting that was painted by Leonardo Luigi da Vinci has been attacked by wayward, vici…
Read full storyRussian President Putin and "DWTS" Dancer Val Chmerkovskiy To Open Up Half A Dozen Putin's Pizza Parlors
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Vlady Nikita Putin has informed The Kremlin Voice that has decided to get into the fast food business, and namely the pizza business. According to a reporter with the KV, Putin told a close aide that he is gettin…
Read full storyBritain's Prime Minister Boris Johnson Says He Is Considering Getting a Crew Cut
LONDON - (Satire News) - The prime minister of England, Boris Winston Johnson, says he is taking the advice of one of his best friends Cheryl "Chezza" Cole and he will be getting his long locks clipped. Johnson, who last year tied with Donald Jona…
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley, Ann Coulter, and Marjorie Taylor Greene To Star In The Motion Picture, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Part 2"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Lion's Face Pictures in association with Solar System Films has just announced that England's most famous actress Elizabeth Hurley, has agreed to appear in the motion picture "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Part 2" with…
Read full storyNAR Head Demands "Let Every Child Be Armed"
At their convention yesterday, the head of a politically powerful gun owners organization told a cheering crowd that "It's time to arm the kids." Toulouse LaPere, president and CEO of the National Assault Riflemen [ NAR ], responded to an increasing…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Has Admitted That She Had a Baby Out of Wedlock When She Was 21
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - iRumors has just learned that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene gave birth to a baby girl when she was 21. The GOP congresswoman said that she is not sure who the baby's daddy was, as going back 27 years ago, she was…
Read full storyThe Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters
BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Dr. Emerson Otto Bixfix, 52, is regarded by many as the foremost pet psychiatrist in the entire nation. Animal Land Magazine has just named him the "Top Pet Psychiatrist In The USA." According to ALM, in his 25-y…
Read full storyThe Reasons Why Russian President Putin Needs To See A Psychiatrist As Soon As Humanly Possible
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the leading political psychiatrists in the nation has just written an article on why Putin is in dire need of psychiatric help Dr. Ripley P. Buckweather, who has Masters Degrees from Texas A&M, UCLA, Gram…
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