San Francisco Archbishop Dinged Nancy Pelosi
Is it another example of a man thing, or is it a control thing? Because Nancy Pelosi, mother of 5 and grandmother of 7, favors women's abortion rights, she was denied communion by the Archbishop of San Francisco. The same Archbishop, however, is o…
Read full storyOne of Putin's Sexy Girlfriends Reveals That His Dick Is Shaped Like The State of Florida
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - One of Putin's girlfriends naval Admiral Svetlana Svetvinski, has stated that yes, it's true that the short, stocky Russian dictator's dick is in fact shaped like the state of Florida. The admiral, whom Putin recently name…
Read full storySarah Ferguson Reveals That The Reason She Left England Was Because of The Damn Fog
LONDON - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, recently told Papayo Bamboo with The Tabloid Today News Agency, that she has no regrets about leaving England and moving to the United States. She revealed that for one thing, she l…
Read full storyCryptocurrency Is Now One-Step Above Monopoly Money
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The digital currency that was developed and designed to work as a means of money exchange using computer systems has bellied up and is a big failure. The Vox Populi News Agency has revealed that the system that called it…
Read full storyExhibition of the Queen's diarrhoea to open for the Platinum Jubilee
To celebrate the 70th anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II's accession, the Tat Gallery is to display a series of her diarrhoea in an exhibition entitled "70 Years On The Throne". Gallery owner Tarquin Snott explained the reasons behind the artworks.
Read full storyThe River Mersey In Manchester Will Be Renamed In Honor of Manchester United Red Devil Super Star Chicharito
MANCHESTER, England - (Sports Satire) - England's Tickety Boo News has just learned from an inside source that the six Glazer children, who own Man U, have asked the Manchester civic leaders to change the name of the Mersey River. The name of the…
Read full storyGrubhub Reports That McDonald's Food Items Are Their #1 Delivery
THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just informed the eating public, that Grubhub's best revenue-making delivery food is from none other than Mickey D.s. Paloma Sonoma with AFNA was very surprised to learn tha…
Read full storyThe Town Of Mick Jagger, England Has Banned Football Matches
MICK JAGGER, England - (Satire News) - In a story that is unbelievably hard to imagine, the town of Mick Jagger, formerly Uptonshire-On-The-River Flippant, has voted to ban all football games. The town, which was renamed after the Rolling Stones s…
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