Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Invited By Queen Elizabeth To Visit Her At Buckingham Palace
LONDON - (Satire News) - The most hated woman in America has just visited the most beloved woman in the United Kingdom. Marjorie Taylor Greene (aka The Fake Blonde Scarecrow) was invited to visit and tour Buckingham Palace by her majesty the 96¼-y…
Read full storyThe Tucker Carlson Republican Party
It isn’t the Republican Party anymore. It’s the Tucker Carlson Party! Tucker holds the reins of the buggy, and it looks like many Republicans are on board. A buggy usually has about two people, but Republicans are squeezing aboard. Tucker warns on…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Reveals The Latest Sexy Scuttlebutt About Her Erotic Butt
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of the sexiest women in the entire country has just informed Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole that the procedure she recently had done on her beautiful butt (her words) was a total success. Jennifer Lo…
Read full storyAn Extremely Rare F-6 Tornado Slams The Hell Out Of Malibu Beach
MALIBU BEACH - (Satire News) - Lots and lots of Tinsel Town celebrities are still recovering from the after effects of a once in every 400-years devastating tornado. Bedroom Pillow Talk senior writer Carolina Chipotle, talked with many of the fant…
Read full storyThe Story Behind The Photo From The Spider-Man Movie Kinky Scene That Ended Up On The Cutting Room Floor
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Andy Cohen, who is known as America's Information Guru, has just revealed a behind-the-scenes secret about the recent Spider-Man motion picture, "All Roads Lead To No Way Home." The 53-year-old Cohen, who says that in h…
Read full storyMonica Lewinsky Reveals That She Had Her "I Love Bill Clinton" Ass Tattoo Lasered Off 13 Years Ago
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - Without a doubt, Monica Samille Lewinsky is the most famous White House interns to ever walk the grounds of the White House, and to also ever engage in hanky-pankyish merriment of an oral nature in the Oval office.
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