UFO Hearing: Congressman Adam Schiff Eating Road-Kill Possum At Crash Site
BILLINGSGATE POST: It is beyond irony that a member of the committee investigating UFOs has been accused of being a space alien himself. Appearing before the first congressional public hearing on UFOs in a decade, Elmer Smuckmeister dropped a bom…
Read full storyA 6-Year-Old Boy Steps Up To The Free Throw Line At Madison Square Garden and Makes 47 Free Throws In a Row!
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The sports world is all ablaze after seeing little 6-year-old Timmy Tilltucker, who lives in Hackensack, New Jersey, and his amazing free throw shooting ability. Little Timmy attended the recent NBA game between t…
Read full storyTom and Gisele Brady Are Looking Into Buying Orlando's Disney World And Lots of Other Really Neat Things
ORLANDO, Florida - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle recently talked to Mr. and Mrs. Tom Brady at a KFC in downtown Orlando. Miss Fiddle said that both Tom Terrific and Gisele the Gorgeous looked 'fit as fiddles,' no pun inte…
Read full storyLas Vegas Oddsmakers Are Giving 5 To 2 Odds That Ukraine Will Defeat Russia By Halloween
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - The guys and gals that set the odds in "Sin City" (aka Las Vegas) have just put out that Russia's days in Ukraine are numbered. One of the leading Vegas oddsmakers, Beulah Frickloin, 45, said that the odds are now 5 to…
Read full storyThe Reason Why New Mexico Is Doing Away With The 666 Area Code
SANTA FE, New Mexico - (Satire News) - New Mexico has just made history as it has become the first state to legally change one of it's area codes. The area code 666, which includes the New Mexican towns of Papoose Rattle and South Pussyville, will…
Read full storyMarriage is becoming totally outdated in China
London: More than two-thirds of Chinese babies -- 77% -- are born to parents who are not married. This might be a shameful situation in Christian countries around the world. In the land of the East, it is a point of pride. China may have been colo…
Read full storyA Trailer Park In Buloxi, Mississippi Must Change All of It's Civil War Themed Street Names
BULOXI, Mississippi - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the Mississippi Delta city of Buloxi, is that the town's city council has voted, by a vote of 7 to 4, to change all of the street names in The Rebel Yell Happy Times Trailer Park. The local…
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