ORLANDO, Florida - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle recently talked to Mr. and Mrs. Tom Brady at a KFC in downtown Orlando.
Miss Fiddle said that both Tom Terrific and Gisele the Gorgeous looked 'fit as fiddles,' no pun intended.
The Tampa Bay Bucs QB said that the way he feels, he truly feels, that he could play for another two or three years.
Gisele smiled as she took a bite of her chicken tenders and added that she hopes he does because they are trying to catch Bezos and Musk in the rich-as-hell department.
Tom told Miss Fiddle that the happy couple have talked about buying several things including Disney World, the city of Detroit, the Dos Equis Brewery, and The Paul Bunyan Trojan Company.
Gisele chimed in and added "and don't forget about the Statue of Liberty, Tommy."
