Word Out Of Hollywood Is That 97% Of All Actors and Actresses Agree That Will Smith's Movie Career Is Now In The Toilet
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll clearly shows that just about every actor and actress in Tinsel Town agrees that the movie, tv, and singing career of Will "The Homegrown Terrorist" Smith is now in the toilet (commode). Acco…
Read full storyFormer VP Pence's New "Tell-All" Book Says Trump Was So Damn Evil He Made The Devil Look Like a Sissy Hair Stylist
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the most-awaited "Tell All" books on Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has just hit the market. According to Stormy Coin, with The Daily Dirt, sales of Pence's excellently informative book titled, "I Was One Of T…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Is Throwing Her Bra Into The 2024 Presidential Race
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just broken the story that one of the most hated politicians in the entire USA has just stated that she is throwing her bra into the 2024 presidential race. As OGNA writer Ashburn Was…
Read full storyVP Harris Blames The Baby Formula Shortage On Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Paloma Sonoma, a writer with The American Foodie News Agency recently sat down and had a long talk with VP Kamala Harris at a local KFC. The two met at a KFC in downtown D.C. Sonoma asked the vice-president what…
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