Prince Charles Kicks Honkerlinicosus' Arse
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace has announced that the Queen has informed all British subjects that her little dude, Prince Charles has kicked that horrid honkerlinicosus virus it it's blithering arse. Her majesty is glad to see that Da…
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This week the MP for Wuthering-on-Heights Mr Ian gropesalot was found guilty in court of groping the house of commons tea lady. Mrs Bourbon 78 of Leicester was filling her trolley for the afternoon tea when Mr Gropesalot came from behind her and…
Read full storyPizza Hut Has Just Introduced Their Limited Donald Trump Hamalicious Pizzalooza Pizza Which Consists of 97% Ham
PLANO, Texas - (Satire News) - Word from Pizza Hut headquarters is that the pizza giant has just introduced their Donald Trump Hamalicious Pizzalooza Pizza, which consists of 3% cheese and 97% ham. A spokesperson for the pizza corporation said tha…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc., Wants To Buy The Alamo
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Several months ago, the world's largest corporation, Bezos-Musk Inc., announced that they would very soon be in talks with the curators of the Texas historical shrine, the Alamo. Jeff Bezos stated that for some time…
Read full storyThe NRA Fires Two of Their Security Guards For Being Loose Cannons
OUT HOUSE CREEK, Mississippi - (Satire News) - Two NRA investigators drove down to the little town of Out House Creek, to interview two members who have had complaints filed on them by some of their fellow NRAers. The NRA reps Curtis Gunderwood an…
Read full storyThe Magnetometer, A Clavicle, And Throwing A Plate Of Food Against A White House Wall
Hello! That was Donald Trump in action. It seems he told his Secret Service agents to take down the magnetometers at his January 6th pro-insurrection rally, but they said, "No." Too many Trump folks were carrying automatic rifles, machetes, and ki…
Read full storyPresident Biden Tells The Big U.S. Oil Companies To Lower Their Damn Prices or He'll Buy All of Our Oil From Mexico
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden said he has had it with Exxon-Mobil, Shell, Conoco, Chevron, and Phillips 66, and thinking that they can keep on gauging the pockets of every man and woman in the nation. He pointed out that each…
Read full storyPutin Finds Difficulties With ‘DeNazifying’ Ukraine - Russian Soldiers Are Shooting Themselves.
Dictator For Life Putin is facing a great conundrum with his ‘DeNazification’ of Ukraine- Russian soldiers are shooting themselves and their comrades out of confusion. They have been brainwashed into beleiving that the people of Ukraine are still und…
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