OUT HOUSE CREEK, Mississippi - (Satire News) - Two NRA investigators drove down to the little town of Out House Creek, to interview two members who have had complaints filed on them by some of their fellow NRAers.
The NRA reps Curtis Gunderwood and Vince Pazzaletti had a hell of a time finding the 45-foot trailer that cousins Dinky and Frippo Muskfiddle live in.
Pazzaletti said that when they got 75 yards from the weather-worn beaten old trailer house they both detected the stench of some kind of an animal carcass.
Gunderwood was certain that it was a dead animal by the flock of three vultures that were circling over the trailer.
As they got to the door of the trailer, they were met by both cousins, who were wearing Batman and Robin boxer shorts that looked to be three sizes way too big.
Investigator Pazzaletti informed both men, who worked as NRA convention security guards, that they were going to have to surrender their NRA membership cards because of no less than 36 complaints.
Dinky said that his hound dog (Bubba) had eaten his card and Frippo said that he had lent his to his girlfriend Mayleen, so that she could buy some beer.
SIDENOTE: Gunderwood and Pazzaletti looked at each other. They shook their heads and left the stench-infested trailer as quickly as humanly possible.
