LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace has announced that the Queen has informed all British subjects that her little dude, Prince Charles has kicked that horrid honkerlinicosus virus it it's blithering arse.
Her majesty is glad to see that Daddy Chas, as his eldest son, Prince Billy calls him, is back to his old fox hunting self.
The wife of the Prince of Wales, Camilla Parker Bowles said that she knows that her hubby is feeling much better because just in the past three days he boinked her a grand total of seven times.
Charles replied that it would have been eight times, but he suddenly got into a sneezing frenzy.
In The Meantime. It appears that there is still not complete civility between the feuding royal brothers Prince William who says his brother is a twit and Prince Harry who replies that his brother is an arse with ears. ■
