All of The Nation Is Sizzling Like Hell! And The "Cheddar Face Chump" Trump Doesn't Give A Shit!
HOUSTON, Texas - (Satire News) - Houston and Texas, and most of the nation is sizzling like a ribeye steak on a barbecue grill. Weather experts, who say that the unusual heat wave did not come from The Sahara Desert, The Kalahari Desert, The Panta…
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Cover of N.Y. Times - “G.O.P. Voters Of Two Minds Toward Trump" What?!! They even had one mind to begin with???!!! Elon Musk tears into Trump, telling him to hang up his MAGA hat. That would be fine by me. There isn’t anything under the hat…
Read full storyDr. Ruth - Age 94 - Talk Show Host/Sex Therapist - Gives Final Advice - Kama Sutra
Dr Ruth’s final show was done on the Sirius Radio. She is 94. Hello boys and girls out there. Here is a little secret. I am still having Sex. I found this horny 80-year-old, here at the Nursing Home and we shack up once a week, after lights are o…
Read full storyChina Recalls 3 Million Fortune Cookies Because They Had X-Rated Fortunes
HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of the republic of China is that President Xi Jinping is fit to be tied. The leader of the most populous country in the universe has just learned that 3 million fortune cookies are being recall…
Read full storyGov. Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott Mandates That From Now On All Early Voting Democrat Ballots Will Have To Be Placed In a Ballot Box In Amarillo
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - "Wheelchair Willie," better known as "The Asshole From Texas," recently told a reporter with The Amarillo Morning Messenger newspaper that he is even more popular than Texas athletes Dak Prescott (Cowboys), Jose Altuve…
Read full storyNASA's New $10.3 Billion Space Telescope Is Astoundingly Astounding!
HOUSTON, Texas - (Satire News) - Spaced Out Weekly Magazine reports that everyone at NASA is very excited at the sucess that the Bill Nelson Space Telescope is having. Space experts state that the $10.3 billion infrared space observation telescope…
Read full storyWeather Experts Say That Global Warming Is Not Caused By El Nino, La Nina, or La Inamorata - They Put All of The Blame On Donald Trump
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - (Satire News) - Climate Change Magazine has just revealed the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth about Global Warming. Weather experts, such as climate scientists, environmental experts, and meteorological m…
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