Queen Elizabeth Cancels Her Trip To Cambodia Due To The Horrific Jungle Rot Infestation
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Vox Populi (UK) is reporting that Buckingham Palace has just issued a royal directive stating that her majesty has cancelled her planned trip to Cambodia. Vox Populi reports that Queen Elizabeth reportedly told TV journalist…
Read full storyIs Donald Trump Nuts?
Nuts is a friendly, sweet way to say that someone is crazy. Or if one wants to be more direct: F——king Crazy. Donald Trump appears to be in the latter. The Pussy Grabber believes he won the 2020 election. Why does he believe he won? Because h…
Read full storyTrump Now Insists He Never Wanted To Send The Land Rover To The Sun – It Was To The...(You Won't Believe It!)
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – iNews reported that NASA recently revealed that the former resident of the White House, Donald Trump, actually wanted to spend $19.8 billion of the American taxpayers money to send the land rover to the sun. iNews reporte…
Read full storyBill Gates' farmland purchases inspire Biden run for president 2024
Adventurer, patriot, intrepid billionaire, Bill Gates is no stranger to the American public. Here indeed is a man with vision, who gave us Microsoft and Windows. And who at Event 201 in 2019 foresaw the pandemic to come with remarkable accuracy, i…
Read full storyA Former Al-Qaeda Terrorist Is Running For Mayor of Tucson, Arizona
TUCSON, Arizona – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that a man who admits to being an ex-member of the Al-Qaeda terrorist group has thrown his Balaclava (headgear) into the Tucson mayorial race. Fasheed Yosheen Shaker, 41, an unem…
Read full storyPrince Edward has been dead for past five years, says Palace spokesman
Buckingham Palace last night made the surprise announcement that the Queen’s youngest son, Prince Edward, died unnoticed in 2017 following a short illness. A spokesman for the Royal Family explained, “His Royal Highness Prince Edward passed away a…
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