Republicans Say Tasing A Person Is Diplomatic Political Discourse
Gosh. The world witnessed the riot on January 6th at the Capitol. The riot was defined as Diplomatic Political Discourse, by Republicans. To define it as such is worse than a whitewash. It is closer to a pre-school F grade for Show And Tells. And…
Read full storyThe NFL Mandates That Anyone Singing The Star-Spangled Banner Sing It The Way It Was Written and Don’t Add All Kinds of Riffs and 400 Extra Notes
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Sports Territory Magazine has just released a statement from NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. The commissioner says that after receiving thousands and thousands of complaints from NFL fans, he has decided to issue…
Read full storyDolly Parton’s Breast Reduction Surgery Was a Huge Success
BEVERLY HILLS – (Satire News) – The doctor’s who performed singer Dolly Parton’s breast reduction surgery have stated that the TRS (Tits Reduction Surgery) took one hour and 35 minutes. Dr. Billy Bobby “Sure Hands” Grabalintino, 51, informed the T…
Read full storyCurious George Soros Goes to Hell
Having liberated most of those accused of crimes in large urban centers, Soros’ leftwing Open Society has found a new set of injustices to remedy, in Hell. “We have appealed to Satan to democratize the justice system in Hell. Rather than damning…
Read full storyReasons Putin Gives For Amassing 100,000 Russian Troops On Ukrainian Border
Ukrainian Vodka is cheaper at border shops than Russian vodka. Ukrainian girls aren't as frigid as Russian ones (both romantically and figuratively.) In the winter a really nice, warm breeze comes in from the Black Sea. The parties in Ukrain…
Read full storyJoe Rogan Apologizes for N-Word
Popular podcaster and all around dude-bro Joe Rogan issued an Instagram apology last weekend after a compilation circulated widely on social media showing Rogan using the N-word seventy times. The clips were compiled from twelve years worth of Rogan…
Read full storyBBC Saturday Night Shake Up planned
In an attempt to reverse the fortunes of BBC's dwindling audience share for Saturday nights, the organisation is looking to shake up its Saturday night offerings by only offering their most popular programmes. BBC Manager Lefty Winger said 'Yes, w…
Read full storyMan Buying all of the Valentine Cards, again
Chutney on the Fritz least eligible bachelor Brian Asshat has once again bought all of the Post Office's Valentine's Cards. 'Yes,' said Brian. 'As I have done for years, I will be sending a Valentine card to all of the women in the hamlet, I mean…
Read full storyJoe Rogan to join Julian Assange at Belmarsh Prison
Mr. Rogan's recent problems have once again stirred the rumor mill inside the Washington Beltway. The Brits are cooperating with a request to extradite Rogan to the UK and shut off his apologies for being crude in his broadcasts. Having deliver…
Read full storyCosta Rica’s Dog Sledding Team Wins The Gold Medal – But Has It Quickly Taken Away
BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The country of Costa Rica’s extreme joy after the nation’s dog sledding team won the gold medal was short lived. The driver of the Costa Rican dog sled team, Rigoberto Riolargo, was tested for drugs; and…
Read full storyUS Navy Seals Conduct a Pre-Dawn Raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Complex
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Every time he turns around Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump keeps putting his foot in his mouth. In his latest faux pas, he has said that no one is going to enter his Mar-a-Lago mansion and look for his income ta…
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