The PGA Is Changing The Name of The Ryder Cup To The More Correct Rider Cup
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The Ryder Cup has been in existence for 95 years, and the powers-that-be, have finally decided to get with the program and correct the misspelling of the thropy's name. Yes, the PGA officials state that it was…
Read full storyThe Vatican Mandates That Effective Immediately Adult Catholics Will Be Prohibited From Having Sex On Wednesdays (Hump Day)
THE VATICAN – (Satire News) – The Vatican Voice has just reported that Pope Francis has just issued a sexual mandate to all adult Catholics of the world. He has said that due to so much sexualized pandemical stuff going around he is mandating that…
Read full storyPutin Blames Ukraine For "Escalation"
Vladimir Putin, all 5’5” of him, blames Ukraine for the escalation at the Ukrainian border. That’s like blaming a swimmer for getting killed by a shark. Or the pot is calling the sink black. And the sun saying the moon is hot. Putin seems to forge…
Read full storySarah Ferguson Denies The Rumors That She Has a Solid Gold Nipple Ring
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The woman known as Fergie, wants everyone to know that the rumor about her recently having gotten a nipple ring is positively false. The Duchess of York, did state for the record that she does have a tiny tattoo of a humming…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Have Been Told That Next Year They Will Be Wearing Shorts That Will Show Most of Their Ass
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The best cheerleading squad in the entire world has just been informed that next year their already skimpy shorts will become even more skimpier. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrate…
Read full storySurvey: Biden presidency has led to huge spike in piano accordion playing
The recent rise in popularity of the piano accordion across the United Kingdom has been linked to the newly-formed presidency of Joe Biden, according to a poll conducted among residents. Since the inauguration, over ninety per cent of UK citizens…
Read full storyTom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Tony Romo Are Considering Buying The Detroit Lions
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The sports world has been turned on its heels as word that three NFL quarterbacks are contemplating purchasing the Detroit Lions. Tom Brady, newly retired from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers of the Gre…
Read full storyBangladesh Is Planning An All-Out Invasion of Cambodia
DHAKA, Bangladesh – (World News) – The president of Bangladesh, Abdul Hamid has just made it known that his country will be launching an assault on Cambodia. President Hamid said that the reason is due to the fact that two years ago Cambodian Prim…
Read full storyThe United States Is Planning On Taking Over The Running of Facebook
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It looks like Mark Zuckerburg’s luck has finally run out. Ipso Facto News is reporting that the United States government is making plans to take over the much maligned online social media and networking service b…
Read full storyZombie International Guide to Gastronomical Fine Brain Dining
Having a hard time finding good fare in the U.S. with our obesity problem? Get your bad zombie self out of the country for truly international munchies. Here is our guide for the discriminating zombie who doesn’t want to ingest just anybody! For thos…
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