Betty Cracker - Make Window Quilts to Stay Warm this Winter
This is Betty Cracker 1968 Homemaker of the Year - now a star at Senior TikTok. (Distantly related to Betty Crocker the cookbook author.) Want to keep warm this winter? take two old sheets and hand sew big thrift store pieces of wool or cotton cl…
Read full storyWife Divorcing FBI Agent Who Talks Like a 14 year Old Girl-Gender Possession
Jim Jones was a very masculine muscular FBI Guy who had to impersonate a 14-year-old girl at On - line sites. He went by 'Cindy' and was hit upon by many sexual predators - and put many of them in jail. He was phenomenally successful at his job.
Read full storyArizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema Has Just Become The F'ed Up Female Version of Benedict Arnold
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen has just commented that Sen. Kyrsten Sinema, of the hot-as-hell state of Arizona, has joined the ranks of assholes like Joe Manchin as she has switched her party affiliation…
Read full storyDeal With Devil: Russia Trades American Doper For Merchant Of Death
BILLINGSGATE POST: Secretariat for Mister Ed. Marilyn Monroe for Ma Kettle. Dr. Jekyll For Mr. Hyde. Princess Diana for Camilla: The list of controversial trades is endless. But this one takes the cake. On Thursday, President Biden proudly ann…
Read full storyNewest Product for Women from Elon Musk - The Air Bra
Elon Musk was tired of his girlfriends' breasts sagging, so he got the Tesla engineers to invent the Air Bra. It is a soft thin elastic hose with tiny motors-that straps under the breasts. You adjust it for the angle of the breasts (straight up ca…
Read full storyAll News is a 'Story' - And the 'Story' of Brexit Destroyed England
"Today all News presented to us is a 'Story'” - said Dr. Futuro in his lecture to the graduating students at St. Marys School of Journalism. Years ago, there was hard factual News and Entertainment. The Corporations took over the Hard news busin…
Read full storyThe Fox News Woman Who Thought She Would Be The Next Mrs. Donald Trump Got An Effen Rude Awakening
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - GOP Gushings News writer Jimbo Zoopy writes that an employee at Fox News has gotten the surprise of her 55-year-old life. Maria Sandia Bartiromo told Zoopy that the only reason why she even paid any attention to the ass…
Read full storyA Man From The United Kingdom With 41 Personalities Says 4 of Them Ganged Up On 1
BIRMINGHAM, England - (Satire News) - An auto mechanic from Birmingham had admitted to having a total of 41 personalities. The man who drives a Birmingham city bus, and is identified as Tarlo Yellenberger, 51, said that when he was six, he already…
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