Newest Product for Women from Elon Musk - The Air Bra

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 9 December 2022

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Before inflation it looks like an ordinary bra

Elon Musk was tired of his girlfriends' breasts sagging, so he got the Tesla engineers to invent the Air Bra.

It is a soft thin elastic hose with tiny motors-that straps under the breasts. You adjust it for the angle of the breasts (straight up can be dramatic) - and a constant airflow keeps them at that angle.

They look great under a T-shirt.

There is always a Detriment to everything.

In this case you have to wear a cute little baseball cap with solar panels to power the motors.

But the Tesla engineers are working on tight yoga pans with electrical fibers.

As you walk your butt generate electricty for the Air Bra. But that is a year away from production.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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