Betty Cracker - Make Window Quilts to Stay Warm this Winter

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 9 December 2022

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You've got one of these in your house, right?

This is Betty Cracker 1968 Homemaker of the Year - now a star at Senior TikTok. (Distantly related to Betty Crocker the cookbook author.)

Want to keep warm this winter? take two old sheets and hand sew big thrift store pieces of wool or cotton cloth between them - and hang in the windows, after dark at night. Maybe cut up the Hubie’s golf togs he doesn't wear anymore. Or his old football outfit - or old blankets.

No! - I do not do Crack - the young people are always after me about that.

And the other jokes. Am I 'Cracked up’? etc. etc.

You can cut your heating bills by a third or more - by hanging window quilts up at night. And it frustrates the neighborhood Peeping Tom.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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