Lauren Boebert becomes President Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s “Secret Santa”
GOP snarlpus Lauren Boebert is reported to be incensed after discovering that she is Volodymyr Zelensky’s “Secret Santa”. Boebert’s name was drawn out of a secret Santa hat while the Ukrainian President was addressing the House of Representatives…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Green Went to Costa Rica for a 'Vaginal Flush'
She is reportedly to have said - 'Screw Christmas - I'm outta here' - as she got on the plane. Marjorie is having a Celebrity De-tox done there - as she has a lot of Toxic Crap to get out of her system - and hopes like Scrooge - to be a better pe…
Read full storyCongress Passes 1.7 Trillion Budget Bill...The Point-7 Trillion Dollars is Unfunded
How to describe the U. S. Congress in Fiscal Terms - Loony Tunes? Marx Brothers? Just plain crazy? Every year - since Reagan - Congress passes a Budget Bill (and other Bills) - that They that they have not collected enough Income Tax Money to…
Read full storyMost Republicans Who Bought Red MAGA Caps Have Either Tossed Them In The Trash or Burned Them To Hell
BOSTON - (Satire News) - Stormy Coin with the Daily Dirt says that old "Orange Scrotum," (Trump) has gotten yet more bad news. Miss Coin reports that a study conducted by Paul Revere University, found that most republicans who purchased those outr…
Read full storyWorld Cup Awards - Martinez does Obscene Gesture with Golden Glove Award
Emilio Martinez, Argentine goalkeeper, won the Golden Glove Award at Doha, Qatar. There is a photo of him doing a Porn-Star type gesture with the Glove after receiving it. He puts it down in his groin area projecting out like a penis-basically say…
Read full storyThe Star of Hell On Wheels, Anson Mount, Is Dating Taylor Swift
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town (aka Celluloid City) is that the star of the hit TV western "Hell on Wheels" Anson Mount is dating pop songstress Taylor Swift. An aide for Tay Tay confirmed that the tall, lanky, sexy blo…
Read full storyRussian President Putin Says He Is Sick and Tired of Losing and He's Considering Leaving Ukraine
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice reports that President Putin has been catching hellacious hell from over 83% of the Russian citizens. The KV says that about 89% of the Russian troops are sick and tired of being sick and tired, and they…
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