World Cup Awards - Martinez does Obscene Gesture with Golden Glove Award

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Saturday, 24 December 2022

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This is the "wipe" pose

Emilio Martinez, Argentine goalkeeper, won the Golden Glove Award at Doha, Qatar.

There is a photo of him doing a Porn-Star type gesture with the Glove after receiving it. He puts it down in his groin area projecting out like a penis-basically saying F.U. - possibly to Mbappe whom he apparently hates.

Earlier in the locker room he had shown a Mbappe Doll. Who knows what he does with the Doll-probably abuses it. Or who knows-some pin Pricks and a little black magic?

As far as is known - he is the only professional Soccer player with a Doll.

Anyway, he seems to be a real 'Prick' as a player. There is no place for Hatred in Soccer-Anger maybe-but not Hatred.

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