Marjorie Greene Ordered a Space Laser to Fire at the Gazpacho Police on Jan. 6th. It Missed the Target
Washington - Capitol Police confirmed today that U.S. Representative and intellectually/mentally challenged Georgia politician Marjorie Taylor Greene did in fact join the rioters at the Capitol on January 6th. The congresswoman ordered the Oath Keep…
Read full storyIndonesia Passes a 'No-Sex-Outside Marriage' Law
Several news sources report on the new Indonesia 'No Sex outside Marriage' law. Basically no Adultery by married people. Imagine if England had such a law - half of Parliament in Jail - and the House of Lords decimated. But not to worry if yo…
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INVERNESS, Scotland - (Satire News) - Well the UK has made world-wide news again, and this time it is not about the schilling devaluation, Brexit, the prime minister, the rugby improprieties, Piers Morgan, knock-off Scottish kilts, the Crumpets Scand…
Read full storyFour Year old still scared by the concept of Santa
Four-year-old Noah is still scared of the concept of Santa Claus. Although, as always Noah has been a good boy, he still doesn't like the concept of a man he has never met giving him a present for no reason. 'It just seems a bit silly to me' Noah…
Read full storySnowflake complaining about snowflakes
Woke Snowflake Tuppence Halfpenny has been complaining about literal snowflakes. 'I know it is December, but why does it snow? I need to go out, and it will ruin my nice new coat'. Actual snowflake Gareth Williamson said 'Do you think we want t…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Said If She Had Lead the Jan.6th Assault Would have Been 100% Successful
Media sources reported a recent speech by Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene to the Young Republican Club in N. Y. City. The Horse - Faced blonde with the nice body - (and the craziest member of Congress) - gave a rousing Violence - filled spee…
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