The CIA Has Just Uncovered Secret Taliban Documents That Show That 403 Taliban Members Are Actually American Citizens
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today’s Papaya Bamboo has just stated that secret documents have just been found by a member of the CIA. Bamboo, said that the documents, show that 403 members of the Taliban terrorist faction are actuall…
Read full storyThe Milk Industry Says That The US May Run Out of Milk By Christmas
SAUSALITO, California – (Satire News) – The National Milk Providers Federation, has just made it known that the nation runs the risk of totally running out of milk by the Christmas holidays. Marcia DeLeche, executive director for NMPF, told the Am…
Read full storyBiden To Deputize 250,000 Alligators To Patrol Border Canal
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Biden announced today his plan to build a new shipping canal or moat that would connect the Gulf of Mexico with the Pacific Ocean. With that, the thirty foot wall that President Trump started would be abandoned forever, m…
Read full storyTrump Reaches Out To Famed Liberal Attorney Gloria Allred To Defend Him In His United States vs. Donald Jonathan Trump Tax Evasion Case
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Scuttlebutt Review has confirmed that disgraced former Golfer-In-Chief, Donald Trump, has in fact reached out to liberal lawyer Gloria Allred of California. SR reporter April Jiggle, remarked that since Trump is w…
Read full storyThe Baltimore Orioles Are Very Interested In a 19-Year-Old Female Pitcher Who Plays For The Osaka Dragons
OSAKA, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The two worst teams in Major League Baseball this season were the Baltimore Orioles and the Arizona Diamondbacks. Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti commented that both teams finished the season wi…
Read full storyIf You Tweet Someone's A Liar, Don’t Misspell Liar
Bad student Donald Trump failed again. First off, don't mix with MI-5 or MI-6. Both work for Queen and country. While MI-5 takes care of national issues, MI-6 handles the international desk. Formerly with MI-6, Christopher Steele, who ran the Russ…
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