Woman in twenties catches menopause from Rumbacize class
A 27 year old woman has been forced to give up Rumbacize after contracting ammonia poisoning from the smell of piss in the air at classes and becoming middle aged. “Of course I’d seen the Tena Lady adverts,” Clitora Flange said. “I just didn’t th…
Read full storyA Sexy Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Saleslady Wins Oklahoma City’s 2021 Miss Upskirt Title
OKLAHOMA CITY – (Satire News) – The Scuttlebutt Review has just reported that the 13th Annual Oklahoma City Miss Upskirt Pageant was won by 29-year-old Missy Monroe. SR reporter April Jiggle stated that Miss Monroe, who recently divorced her husba…
Read full storyAl-Qaeda Opens Up a Recruiting Office In Downtown Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota – (Satire News) – The FBI has confirmed that the terrorist organization known as Al-Qaeda, has opened up a recruiting office in downtown Minneapolis. Tyler P. Broomcorn, a spokesperson for the FBI, has informed the news medi…
Read full storyThe Las Vegas Raiders Organization Has Finally Agreed on a New Team Name To Take Affect For The 2022 Season
LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Sportsapalooza has just made it known that the NFL's Las Vegas Raiders have decided on a new team name, which will take affect after this year’s NFL season ends. Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza spoke with NFL Commiss…
Read full storyAn Egyptian Restaurant Hires An Ex-Circus Animal Trainer to Train a Baboon, a Chimp, and Two Monkeys To Wait on Tables
CAIRO, Egypt – (Satire News) – Egypt’s national news agency, Pyramid News has just reported that a restaurant in Cairo has just hired four new wait staff members. PN stated that the very popular Hour Glass Restaurant has hired a baboon, a chimpanz…
Read full storyThe Extremely Popular Tom Bergeron May Be Returning Back to Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD – (Entertainment Satire) – The word on Rodeo Drive is that the former host of "Dancing With The Stars," Tom Bergeron may be returning to his old hosting gig. Hullabaloo News reporter Abel Zorro, met with Bergeron at the world-famous LaBr…
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