The News Media Learns That Former Fox Diva Megyn Kelly Is So Desperate To Become Relevant Again – That She’s Applied at Telemundo, Galavision, and The Waffle Wars Network
STATEN ISLAND, New York – (Satire News) – The woman who was once considered “The Queen of Trump’s Network,” aka Fox, is now reduced to being somewhat of a chambermaid-in-waiting. Megyn Kelly, who was once the Trumptard’s sparring partner, is repor…
Read full storyThere Is a Tremendous Ground Swell Within The GOP Party To Pick Gov. Chris Christie Over Donald “The Loser” Trump As Their 2024 Presidential Candidate
BAKED POTATO, Idaho – (Satire News) – A majority of the members of the Grand Old Party are shaking in their snow boots at the thought that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump could possibly be their 2024 GOP presidential stalwart. Most say that they wan…
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