Great To Have A Grown-up In The White House
Yes indeed! It's great to have a grown-up in the White House, and not someone the world watches to see what juvenile act he may perform next. His keepers didn’t do a very good job, and still aren't, but at least now, he’s out of La Casa Blanca. Th…
Read full storyFive Signs That Your Karma Needs a Makeover
Karma, the law of moral causation, was invented more than 2,500 years ago in Northern India, to answer troubling questions about the inequalities of life. People wanted to know, for example, why one person had separate houses for his family and his a…
Read full storyPresident Biden to Raise The National Minimum Wage To $75 an Hour
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Biden has finally made his decision on the minimum wage increase. The President remarked that he’s decided to raise it from $7.25 an hour to $75 an hour. A reporter for Fox News said that it was way too muc…
Read full storyLiverpool To Have Anfield Torn Down
It may have been the site of some of the greatest moments in English club football history since 1892, with an astonishing nineteen league titles, but Liverpool's once-impregnable fortress of Anfield no longer strikes fear into the hearts of the oppo…
Read full storyThe Alamo May Have To Be Demolished Due To Extensive Snow Damage
SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – The San Antonio City Council has just received the damage estimates that the 1,000 year-old Great Texas Snowstorm of 2021 recently inflicted to the 185-year-old historical Alamo. The historical mission was the site wh…
Read full storyPETA Bans Kangaroo Races
CANBERRA, Australia – (Sports Satire) – The World Chapter of PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals) has finally won it’s battle with Australia’s Kangaroo Racing Coalition (AKRA). It cost PETA $3.2 million and two years time, but they h…
Read full storyMan Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies
A man who might be best described as 'a bit gullible', has revealed how he was persuaded by the vendor in a shoe shop to buy a pair of yellow shoes which, said the vendor, would be an instant hit with females, and would make him a 'lady magnet'. M…
Read full storySan Diego Zoo Apes React Unexpectedly To COVID-19 Jab
The nine apes at San Diego Zoo that were given shots of a COVID-19 vaccine, have responded in a totally unexpected manner, it has been reported, with several of them managing to blurt out the word 'No'. Five orangutans and four chimpanzees were gi…
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