Writer Says He's Not Going To Write Any More New Material, As Very Few People Are Reading It
A writer on a satirical news website has said that he is seriously considering his future, after an indepth analytical study of his output revealed that very few people are reading much of his material anymore. The writer, Moys Kenwood, 57, at The…
Read full storyTrump Leads 2024 Presidential Poll of Voters Who Practice Idol Worship
Washington - Former President Donald Trump, appearing at the CPAC to test the loyalty of his followers, has been established as the favorite among the demographic of all voters who gather to honor gold statues of former presidents. Trump gathered…
Read full storyGovernor Cuomo Got The Ventilators
Remember last year when people were dropping like flies because of Coronavirus, and Trump - remember him? - wouldn’t enact the Defense Protection Act? There was a shortage of ventilators, and Jared Kushner was saving ventilators for his friends - jus…
Read full storyDutch Prostitutes claim, "A Blow Job" is a job just like any Job, and demand furlough payments!!
(NOT EDITED) Holland, wonderful nation where 'anything goes' (in), smoking pot, sex between adults of all variations, Dykes on bikes, Red-Light district in the middle of Amsterdam, Prime Ministers taking their caravans on holidays, in fact, a totally…
Read full storyGermany Develops Robots That Can Build Other Robots
BERLIN – (Satire News) – The Berlin Guten Morgen Gazette has just divulged that Konig Wilhelm Inc. has invented a robot that can make other robots. The process was 17 years in the developmental stage, and was postponed twice due to the robots that…
Read full storyUFO Sightings In Denver Have Increased
DENVER – (Satire News) – The mayor of Denver, the Mile High City, has just confirmed that there has been a definite increase in the number of Unidentified Flying Object sightings, just since the first of the year. The mayor told members of the med…
Read full storyEllen DeGeneres Catches a Young Bird
Ellen DeGeneres is now dating an 18-year-old lady with PGOS and she says it's hell on earth. DeGeneres' young bird, Lindsey Boylan, was born with Persistent Genital Orgasmic Syndrome. Persistent Genital Orgasmic Syndrome is a genetic condition tha…
Read full storyMan Cleared Of Theft Of Vegetables
An alleged thief, who has endured the ignominy of many years of accusations that he stole a quantity of vegetables, has finally been cleared of the offence by a court in Peterborough. The falsely-accused man, who would now be 227, went by the name…
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