Who Should Really Win An Academy Award?
First off, the American voters who voted Donald Trump out of office! Like, good-bye, Mussolini! And giving Democracy a second chance! The best supporting actor should go to Georgia Congressman Jim Clyburn for pushing Joe Biden up front and cente…
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An investigation has been launched after a man clad only in a dirty, beige-colored plastic Mackintosh, shredded black trousers and a pair of wellington boots was found loitering in some bushes at a park yesterday afternoon. The man, identified by…
Read full storyVideo Of Old Man's Wife Spanking Him Goes Viral
A short home-made video of an elderly gentleman being spanked by his equally-elderly wife on the internet has surprised and shocked so many people, that is has been shared millions of times, and has gone viral. The dirty old couple, Fred and Edna…
Read full storyBiden will review need to travel on Air Force One
After Mr. Biden's fall on the steps of Air Force One yesterday, a panel of advisors has come forward to offer guidance. Mr. Biden's first weeks in office have not all been rosy, despite ratings at 52% according to Main Stream News polling. Even…
Read full storyConversations With My Peruvian Wife: Number 2.
THE MONSTERS/FRANKENSTEIN Date: March 15th, 2021. Location: Home, watching TV. Weather Conditions: Sunny. Mental State: Slightly high. Gissell: Did you have that show 'The Frankensteins' in England? Me: Come again? Gissell: The Fran…
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DAVID BOWIE Date: March 2nd, 2021. Location: Car, listening to the radio. Weather Conditions: Sunny. Mental State: Normal. *Gigi singing along to Heroes by David Bowie which is playing on the radio. Me: You know David Bowie isn't…
Read full storyCase Closed: The Governor Chases Skirts
It's unanimous! The Governor chases skirts. There isn’t a skirt, within his proximity during the last forty years, that Governor Cuomo hasn’t chased, stared at, propositioned, winked, desired, lingered after, whistled at, except for men in kilts.
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