Many Genealogy Experts Believe That Tucker Carlson is Donald Trump’s Son
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Rumors are swirling all over Manhattan that Fox News hate-spewer, Tucker “Creepy” Carlson is actually the son of former president Trump. The National Explainer has just uncovered hospital documents that show that T…
Read full storyUK border controls to be relaxed due to Brexit
Many of the idiots who voted for Brexit did so in the hope that Britain would regain control of its borders. However, in the latest development in the saga, the UK will be ignoring all customs controls on EU imports indefinitely. "We don't need bo…
Read full storyDiverse Oscar Nominations Really Going To Change Things For Me Says Single Mother-Of-Four
The news that nine actors of color earned Academy Award nominations on Monday, setting an Oscar record for diversity in those categories, has one single mother-of-four jumping with joy. Hardworking Sylvia Jackson, 35, of Cypress Hills, Illinois, s…
Read full storyTrump Expresses Support for Cuomo
Former President Donald Trump unexpectedly expressed his support for the beleaguered New York Governor, Andrew Cuomo, and urged his followers to do likewise. In a long, disjointed rant, Trump made the following observations: “He [Cuomo] didn’t do…
Read full storyWhere’s Hunter? FBI Clueless Again
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mysterious things happen in the Hoover Building where the FBI is headquartered. Although traditional thinking has it that the building was named after former FBI Director and cross-dresser, J Edgar Hoover, more and more, it appear…
Read full storyNCAA’S March Madness Disqualifies One of It’s Top Basketball Teams
INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The Directors of the NCAA March Madness Collegiate Basketball Tournament have just announced that one of the top 68 teams has been disqualified. Director Chauncey K. Pillizacano told the news media that Johnny Reb…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Says Queen Wanted Her Dead
They may be difficult for many people to believe, but the allegations of violent abuse visited upon her by the Queen of England, Elizabeth II, just keep pouring from the mouth of Meghan Markle, like a burst water main. Speaking in confidence to Op…
Read full storyPrince Harry's Brief Stand-Up Comedy Career Goes Horribly Wrong
In his most misguided effort yet since quitting the monarchy without already having a job, ex-Duke Harry has decided to pursue a career in stand-up comedy. The Man Who Wouldn't Be King and his lovely wife, Meghan, booked another interview with Queen…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Says Queen Kneed Her In The Groin
In the third of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed amongst several other astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family, that Her Majesty the Queen unc…
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