Alexa Refuses To Toss Man Off
It's been said that the new state-of-the-art modern technology can do anything humans can do, and do it a lot better and far more efficiently into the bargain, but there was disappointment in store for one man at the weekend, when he commanded his Al…
Read full storySigns That You Might Be A Latent Cuomosexual
BILLINGSGATE POST: If you don’t know whether you’re a Cuomosexual, you probably have never questioned a gal half your age if she ever had sex with a geriatric. Perhaps you have never asked a naive little chickadee if she would “just let you hang it…
Read full storyLittle Lad is Unaware His Cute Face is Stopping Man From Committing an Atrocity
London— Unaware of his importance, Angus McGree, a local Londoner who's also a pet Guinea pig is protecting scores of innocent civilians daily, several reports confirmed Wednesday. The companionship he provides is the only thing stopping his owner, a…
Read full story87-Year-Old Willie Nelson Tells Elon Musk He Would Love To Go To Mars
(Satire News) – Word coming out of Willie Nelson’s Austin ranch is that he has met with billionaire Elon Musk, and wants to be allowed to be one of the first to travel to Mars. Nelson, who has admitted to smoking marijuana ever since he was 8 mont…
Read full storyMan Bins His Alexa After He Finds It Going Through His Stuff
New technology is all very nice, but when you find it spying on you, or going through your private possessions, it has surely overstepped the boundary, outlived its usefulness, and needs to go, and that's what happened to one man this week, when he f…
Read full storyThe Alt-Middle: the Silent White Majority
White is a color that comes in many flavors. There are white supremacists, white nationalists, white separatists, and other, whiter shades of pale. Such groups, no matter what their flavor, are demonized and minimized by their progressive opponents a…
Read full storyDuck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Arrested For Poaching
CRAWFISH BELLY, Louisiana – (Satire News) – iRumors has disclosed that the patriarch of the Robertson family of "Duck Dynasty" reality TV fame, Phil Robertson, has been apprehended in the tiny bayou village of Crawfish Belly for poaching. The long…
Read full storyMan Farts In Bath
There was a minor nautical disturbance in a relatively serene part of the country on Friday night, when a man having a bath broke wind, shattering the silence for others in the vicinity. The scene of the incident was the East Yorkshire resort of O…
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