Donald Trump Spotted Having Lunch At a McDonalds In Boston
BOSTON – (Satire News) – Patrons at a McDonalds, near the Bunker Hill Monument were shocked to see the former president having lunch, and all by himself. An elderly couple that was visiting from Pomona, California, said that they could not believe…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene and Bill Cosby Will Lead New GOP 2020 Ballot Audits in Georgia and Pennsylvania
Atlanta, Georgia - The Republican National Committee, also known as the Party of Trump Cult, has tabbed Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene and recently released Bill Cosby to head up forensic examinations and recounts of ballots cast for P…
Read full storyMr Happy now Mr Slightly Annoying
News from Mr Men Land is that Mr Happy is now Mr Slightly Annoying, with his upbeat positive mood starting to rub people up the wrong way. 'At first, it was rather nice, during the first lockdown' said Mr Tickle 'his upbeat manner always cheered m…
Read full storyWeather Experts Are Predicting That Hurricane Ida Will Hit Idaho
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Experts in the weather field are extremely concerned after analytical computers have revealed that this year’s ninth named hurricane is predicted to strike Idaho. Hurricane Ida has been forecast by 6 different hurricane p…
Read full storyMatt Gaetz Fianally Loses It Big Time!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News is reporting that Congressman Matt Gaetz, who is in a shit world of trouble finally lost it. According to witnesses, who wish to remain anonymous, Matty, as Trump calls him, yelled at a senate inte…
Read full storyA Male Robot Doll Physically Assaults a Female Robot Doll
GESUNDHEIT, Germany – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Sauerkraut Experimental Lab #7, have confirmed that the rumor that a male robot doll assaulted a female robot doll are in fact true. A spokesperson for the lab, when asked about th…
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