Marjorie Taylor Greene and Bill Cosby Will Lead New GOP 2020 Ballot Audits in Georgia and Pennsylvania

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Monday, 5 July 2021

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Atlanta, Georgia - The Republican National Committee, also known as the Party of Trump Cult, has tabbed Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene and recently released Bill Cosby to head up forensic examinations and recounts of ballots cast for President in 2020 in Georgia and Pennsylvania.

The audits will soon be approved by Republican controlled legislatures in those states.

"These audits will show that I won Georgia and Pennsylvania in a landslide, I am very excited. We have only the best experts in election fraud, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Bill Cosby, running these recounts. Bill was truly framed by the media, just like me, very unfair" said Trump at Mar-A-Lago.

Mike Lindell, recently released from a Minnesota hospital after complaining of hallucinations caused by sniffing pillow stuffing, will advise the pair on the examination of ballots and voting machines.

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