Generic Viagra Hits The Erection Market
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Hercules Condom Company is glad to announce that their brand new generic Viagra pill is now available to males who may be having erectile dysfunction issues. Valerie Sambula, 29, a spokeswoman for the company, s…
Read full storyThe San Francisco Giants Fire Their Bat-Boy
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball has announced that they will be conducting an intensive investigation regarding the firing of the bat boy for the San Francisco Giants. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx broke the story of littl…
Read full storyChief Sitting Bull's Long Lost Wedding Canoe is Finally Found
CUSTER, South Dakota –- (Satire News) - A group of historical archaeologists have just discovered the infamous wedding canoe that once belonged to Chief Sitting Bull of the Hunkpapa Sioux. Group leader Tammy Fresno, 32, said that the canoe was fo…
Read full storyOAP replaces leaking tap in the Bog and is now recovering in hospital with a heart attack
Erith, Kent, UK: Replacing leaking taps under sinks can sometimes be a harrowing experience for OAP's and people with 'Jurassic' knees. However, calling a plumber to do the job is even more harrowing after they send their invoice! It is a common f…
Read full storyThe Latest on The Taylor Swift – Kim Kardashian Feud
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Several news agencies are proclaiming that the feud between reality show star Kim Kardashian and pop singer Taylor Swift seems to have cooled off. In the latest move KimKa said that Taylor has no business saying that th…
Read full storyThe Yo Yo Yo Hip Hop Music Grammy Award Show Broke Records
ATLANTA – (Music Satire) – "The 37 Annual Yo Yo Yo Hip Hop Music Award Show" was Tri-hosted by Drake, Beyonce, and Black Kitty Meow Meow. The show broke records for a music awards show. The first award of the evening’s festivities went to Nicki M…
Read full storyRudy Giuliani Has Reportedly Told Trump That His Goose is Cooked and He’s Headed For The “Big House” (AKA Prison)
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) – It is being reported by Ipso Facto News that Donald J. Trump will most probably be wearing an orange jumpsuit by Labor Day. His former lawyer and Numero Uno ass kisser, as they say in Mexicali, Mexico, texted Trump and t…
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