ATLANTA – (Music Satire) – "The 37 Annual Yo Yo Yo Hip Hop Music Award Show" was Tri-hosted by Drake, Beyonce, and Black Kitty Meow Meow.
The show broke records for a music awards show. The first award of the evening’s festivities went to Nicki Minaj for Best Use of A Female Butt in a Music Video.
Nicki sang her hit song, “I’m a Gonna Be Squeezing Ya So Damn Tight Some of Your Freckles Are Gonna Plum Pop Right Off a Ya Aha.”
She accepted the award on behalf of her vuvuzela player Bernard "Lips" Lipaticki, who co-wrote the song, but who could not be present due to the fact that he was in police custody.
Brand new rap artist, Yo Baby Poo presented the Grammy for Best Dancing Song to La Quanda Missy Miss Ho Ho for her hit “Hater’s Gonna Be Hatin,’ But Dat Be Okay and All, ‘Cause Dey Be Goin’ Down Ta Hip Hop Hell Right Soon Uh Huh.”
And in the Best Foreign Song category, the winner was Alexa Wasi Abu, who was born in Afghanistan, but was raised in Nogales, Arizona. She won for a song she co-wrote with the legendary Bob Dylan titled "A Herd of Camels on Steroids Couldn't Drag Me Away From Your Sweet Ass."
And the winner of the brand new award, Song With The Most N Words, went to Zombie Zulu Yo, and his song titled, "Hey Yo, White Folks, I Can Say The N Word All Day Long, But You Best Not Say It Fa Shizzle My Nizzle."
Afro Sheen Magazine's Yodelle Denzel St. Bling, said he counted the N words in Zombie Zulu Yo's song, and in the 4 minute and 41 second song, the N word is uttered 93 times.
SIDENOTE: The evening was marred by an incident when Kanye West tried to take the microphone away from 300-pound Volcano Bro. Doctor's say Kanye should be released in 3 to 6 days.