Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene Both Agree That VP Kamala Harris is Actually Swedish
DETROIT – (Satire News) – Marjorie Taylor Greene accompanied her all-time hero and fantasy crush Donald J. Trump to the Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit for a pre-2024 campaign rally. A reporter with Detroit’s Channel 71 Eye-Spectator News estimated…
Read full storyElon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – NASA has just announced that after an intense round of negotiations, they have agreed to sell the planet Saturn to Elon Musk. Musk had been trying to purchase the Ringed Planet since October, 13, of 2016. A spoke…
Read full storyFacebook To Work with the NSA to Identify Domestic Extremists
Those who accuse the left and progressives of not knowing or learning from history have at last been utterly refuted. Facebook’s recent invitation to its users to expose and inform on one another for alleged “extremist” views proves the point. Tak…
Read full storyThe Trump Gang Escaping To Afghanistan
Since the United States moved out of Afghanistan, the Trump gang (family and advisors) will escape to Afghanistan. The Trump family plan to erect several Trump Tower apartment buildings, hotels, and golf courses. The Green Zone, now abandoned, will b…
Read full storyDaily Mail writer now asking for privacy
Daily Mail writer Valerie Worthington is now asking for privacy, after a bit of a do in her private life. Mrs Worthington, who has famously put her daughter on the stage, said 'At this very painful time, I ask for privacy, so that I can make my pe…
Read full storyPresident Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball champions, The Los Angeles Dodgers were invited to visit the White House by President Joe Biden, and unlike other teams when Trump was president, every player attended. Dodgers ace pitcher…
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