A Slippery Wimbledon Is Here, Hold The Covid
Wimbledon is here again. Covid isn’t gone, but the stands are crowded with non-mask-wearing tennis fans, sitting shoulder to shoulder, presumedly spreading the pandemic while enjoying tennis. Tennis players are sliding and falling in knee clutchin…
Read full storyTrump Travels To Milwaukee For a Dental Appointment
MILWAUKEE – (Satire News) - Trump visited the city known as “Brew City,” so called because of the fact that it has 46 beer breweries and 24 McDonalds. The 75-year-old fibbin' fool was in town for a dental appointment with his long time dentist, Dr…
Read full storyThe FBI Rules That Trump Will No Longer Be Allowed To Peddle His Totally Baseless, Unsubstantiated Conspiracy Theories
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI has just informed the former one-term president that he has been officially prohibited from further peddling his ridiculously unsubstantiated, conspiracy theories. And of course the “Man Baby,” reacted…
Read full storyInspectors Find Over 17,000 Cracks In The Great Wall of China
SHANGHAI, China - (World Satire) – Inspectors with Ireland’s Green Leprechaun Building & Wall Inspecting Company have finished their 4-month inspection of the 13,171-mile-long Great Wall of China. And they have informed the Chinese government…
Read full storyApple and Jet Blue To Merge
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In one of the biggest mergers to come down the pike in a long time, two corporate giants Jet Blue and Apple will be merging. BuzzFuzz reports that the new company will be known as Blue Apple and it will be headquart…
Read full storyU. S. Olympic Pee Trials Interrupted by Oregon's Excessive Heat
As the Olympic track and field trials near an end here at Autzen Stadium, hopeful contestants in the peeing for distance competition were forced to take shelter in a cooling area as temperatures reached 110 degrees on the field. It is unlikely that t…
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