Sunday Biographical Special: Joseph Stalin
Have you ever heard the lyrics to a popular Christmas carol “He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice”? Many people wrongfully assume that the carol is referring to Santa Claus, but it's actually Joseph St…
Read full storyMan Is Being Treated Like A Sex Slave
A married, middle-aged man who has been described as "having a tendency to invent the wildest exaggerations" has claimed that he is suffering the worst oppression imaginable, and being treated merely as a sex slave. The unfortunate individual is M…
Read full storyCock bites Cockfighter manager's Cock off!
(NOT EDITED) Cocker Hill, Greater Manchester, UK: Cockfighting prohibited in most civilised nations has risen its ugly head in the UK, but only because a fighting cock got its own back on its 'Pea-Cock Brained' owner! After arranging a Cockfight i…
Read full storyTrump's CPAC Chorus Line
Not as high kicking as the New York City Rockettes, Trump’s CPAC team of Rockettes did their best to kick up for the boss. Same Trump who may be standing trial this time next year. While the New York Rockettes kick eye-high, Trump’s troop of Ted C…
Read full storyMan Delivered Series Of Huge Farts As He Walked Down Stairs
A man who knew they were coming, but who was in no position to stop them, has told of how he released a series of enormous farts as he walked down the stairs at his school on Friday morning, followed by a large group of his students. Moys Kenwood,…
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