Cock bites Cockfighter manager's Cock off!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 28 February 2021

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Never underestimate a cocky prize fighting Cockfighter, things could turn nasty!

(NOT EDITED) Cocker Hill, Greater Manchester, UK: Cockfighting prohibited in most civilised nations has risen its ugly head in the UK, but only because a fighting cock got its own back on its 'Pea-Cock Brained' owner!

After arranging a Cockfight in a barn, the dickhead owner of a prize Cockfighter called, Knobby, decided to hang his prize tool out before realising Knobby was cooling down after defeating another prize cockfighter called, Dicky. It was a no contest because Knobby the Cockfighter was a few inches bigger than his opponent, Dicky, who had a 'hard' time getting stiffened up for the duel.

Anyway, the owner, Tiny Tim-Tosser, who owned the proud unbeatable cockfighter, Knobby, was so elated he needed to answer a call of nature and peed in the corner of the isolated barn where he had just won £50,00 with his cockfighting cock, Knobby, remaining undefeated.

Cocks, trained to be cockfighters are usually blindfolded before being unleashed on their opponents, and after fights are usually half-blind! Knobby spotted his owner's cock hanging out of his zip and thought it was worm! He stormed towards the worm, and before Tiny Tim could yell, "Zip me up Knobby!" It bit into his prized possession, and in one foul 'swoop', ripped it off, OUCH!

Tiny Tim was lucky, at least his balls were still in place! Knobby spat the thing out realising it was not a worm. Tiny Tim, in agony, picked it up and bee-lined towards a local hospice with his wife, 'cock in hand', at the wheel of his decrepit Land Rover!

Doctors managed to sow his cock back on but could not promise Tiny Tim he would be 'cockfighting' with his missus much in the future. Tiny Tim ironically answered, "Well at least I've still got my Knobby, and did you add a couple of inches?"

Local police arrived and took Knobby, the Prize Cockfighter, into a rehab centre for ex-Prize-Cockfighters saved from this despicable sport.

Tiny Tim-Tosser is now training Pitbull’s to earn his filthy money but has vowed not to unzip again just in case his still swollen cock resembles a Bratwurst, which Pitbull’s just love!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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